velo-monk

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.

Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!

by Netherlipz July 14, 2009

monke sex

this is when you are a monke and turn your friend into a monke and have hot flaming monke sex

i just had gay monke sex with tony the tiger

by clayify April 24, 2021

Bruh Monke

Bruh monke, no further explanation.

But seriously bro, its bruh monke.

by Durrunited November 13, 2020

monk hat

mokne moke monke protet ersg

monk hats protect the monkes!

by monk moky June 23, 2021

monke with sweater

monke with sweater

monke with sweater

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou April 10, 2023

chip monk

n. the monk that is responsible for counting the offerings and tiths in the monastairys in las vegas, where it is completly acceptable to give offering in casino chips.

how much offering did we bring in last sunday? i dont know ask keith he's the chip monk this week.

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

Monk Mode

Being on the journey of forming habits you think the successful version of you would do.

Person 1: Let's go out tonight, text Izzy to come
Person 2: I'm down, but Izzy is in Monk Mode right now. He is probably working on his business.

by Falvarezmay December 28, 2022