one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.
also, an insult.
Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
by Mikey Masullo May 1, 2006

The act of rubbing another males penis against your own. Both of the penis's must be erect and the participants must be standing facing each other somewhat far apart. The first to cum must do so on the others face.
dude, Scott and I totally tried dick mongling last night and i guess you can call me dick monger now!
by The Vegimite November 27, 2007

by Jake AKA J-Massa March 25, 2007

by Ltray April 13, 2008

by Captain Fresh December 24, 2004

a stupid ass mother loving cock suck dick bashing asshole licking leg humping mother and father fucking cow tail sucking testicle popping eye dropping nosey assed creepy little bastard's raping pure 100% son of a fucking ugly bitch
by Amin the King of the World December 9, 2003

A person of indian(india) descent living in Baton Rouge.they like to play cricket, they hang all their clothes to dry, and eat a lot of curry.
by borderline soulja March 19, 2009
