Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.

Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!

by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021

macking

having sex or flirting with another person

JJ - Are you macking Sarah Cameron?!
John B - No, I'm not macking Sarah

by outerbqnks April 15, 2021

Moaking a bitch

To penetrate so hard during sexual intercourse as to cause a girl's period to begin.

Last night was crazy. I was Moaking a bitch so hard she bled all over my sheets.

by ghostdart141 April 30, 2021

Micking

A made up word a spastic would use.

Antony used this made up word in response to to someone using the word mimicking.

by CrazyRandy April 19, 2022

Mecking

The opposite of pecking.

Bro I'm Mecking.

by HehMan May 7, 2022

Mickingbing

Cuban/Miami slang for a scam, ponzi scheme, any trick, short cuts or fraud.

The nurse got caught with tremendo MICKINGBING, handing out fake covid vaccination cards and is now on trial.

She’s pulling a MIKINGBING on her coworkers by overcharging them so her ticket is free.

by DysonDirtDevil May 18, 2022

Macking

to spit game at a shorty, and make moves.

I was macking on this fine Swedish girl I met at a party last night, so much so that I ended up taking her home.

by getjonered July 23, 2022