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Milwaukee Mix

A concoction of all the drinks available from a gas station soda drink dispenser in the largest cup available.
Hey, let's go to the 711 down the street later to get a Milwaukee mix.
by AtomicBalls April 29, 2023
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Milwaukee sober

A version of "sobriety" when an individual only consumes beer, or beer and a little hard liquor, but refrains from other drug use
Is charlie still getting fucked up on the regular?
Na, he just drinks beer these days. He's Milwaukee sober.
by Dirrtburrnerr February 11, 2025
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Milwaukee waterslide

The act of dipping your hand in a bowl of ice water for at least 30 seconds while your partner pisses their pants. You then give them a handjob.
Brian and I tried to do a Milwaukee waterslide last night but it turns out he has kidney stones.
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Milwaukee Handshake

Where two individuals touch genitals to relieve stress and boost morale.
Hey Eric, I heard you gave Bonnie a Milwaukee Handshake last night, congrats!
by Ephayes May 5, 2015
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Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry

The reverse of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of shitting inside of your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover shit ON your prolapsed anus. The feces-covered pink mass dangling out of your ass thus resembles a chocolate strawberry.
"Ricky thought it be funny to shit on my Pink Sock. This is one gnarly Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry."
by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023
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Milwaukee Bucks

Sports writers that write about Phoenix having an easy street to the NBA Finals due to injuries on opposing teams but don't mention the route Milwaukee took to get there forget that Milwaukee played an injury filled Atlanta Hawks team and an injury filled Brooklyn Nets team (just like the Atlanta Hawks played an injury filled Philadelphia team to get to the conference finals with Milwaukee). If a game is thrown before it ever starts, there is no getting a prediction about it wrong.
The Milwaukee Bucks played a lot of injury filled teams to get to the NBA Finals.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021
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milwaukee pasta bandit

somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead
"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News
by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023
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