midnight laps

Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.

Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.

"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"

"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"

by Jrockwhc June 29, 2012

midnight strawberry

Late night (particularly after or on midnight) sexual shenanigans. Can involve all kinds of sexual acts regarding a ladies private area.

"I had some midnight strawberry last night, it was juicy!"

"Man, since my girl left me I've been missing the midnight strawberry."

"He was so surprised last week when I gave him some midnight strawberry."

"Who knew midnight strawberry behind Tescos car park could be so delicious!"

by midnight strawberry June 18, 2013

Midnight pain

Prison term for having a sore asshole after being raped.

Dave was suffering from the midnight pain after dropping the soap in the showers.

by jayglaubach August 31, 2013

Midnight Creepypasta

Midnight Creepypasta is a roblox game made by 444macressssss where you survive killers explore new maps and survive to earn ingame currency witch is Money and survivals use those to buy weapons guns and other items like speed coils

Midnight Creepypasta is a roblox game made by 444macressssss where you survive killers explore new maps and survive to earn ingame currency witch is Money and survivals use those to buy weapons guns and other items like speed coils

by safdawfds June 28, 2022

Midnight Entrepreneur

The douchebags that steal parts off cars at night

Careful leaving your truck out on the road, the midnight entrepreneurs will get to your catalytic converter

by hueyz July 2, 2022

Midnight haymaker

When your spouse hogs the bed and you are left no other choice but to assert dominance

It was 11:20 on a Sunday night, she forced me off of the bed by once again hogging the bed. I edged back into my spot only to once again be awoken at 11:56 by hitting the shag carpet. THAT was the last straw! I went to my storage chest, busted out my last remaining wife beater and just as the clock struck midnight I dropped a fist bomb on my spouse. This was the first Midnight Haymaker to be thrown and if my snuggle spot is ever threatened again the midnight haymaker shall once again commence. Now she knows if she hogs the bed, she will get the the midnight haymaker , when the clock strikes midnight. A midnight haymaker is when you strike your spouse at midnight for hogging the bed.

by Branzached July 14, 2021

Midnight Gospel

When you and a friend or group of friends begin to talk about very emotional and deep stuff suddenly because all of you are awake longer than you normally are. This is the result of the late night lowering your inhibitions allowing you to talk more freely even if you are not that close to the person(s) in question.

On our way back from a long night of hanging out, Fred and I began to talk about out views on life. Fred and I had a midnight gospel and I think we are closer cause of it.

by TheMagician4 February 27, 2022