Muff diving on a woman to give her a second orgasm AFTER you have already filled her full of your baby batter.
I was ready to go to sleep but she was insatiable! She grabbed me by the ears and made me give her a Merthin.
by kenfollet April 19, 2010
Get the Merthin mug.The coastal city of Mandurah which many meth heads reside and is well known for it has its own nick name called Methandurah .
by Wbff June 5, 2018
Get the methandurah mug.1.) A person who sells Dildos or other sex toys for a living.
2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.
2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.
by Cow1337Killr March 21, 2010
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Get the Merchant Nick mug.Usually called Bethany, but she has been up for a couple days and has chosen this time to pick a few scabs into her face, organize her collection of power cords she has accumulated and put them back in the plastic grocery bag and then putting that bag in a drawer. She is currently in the back of the closet along with markers and a vision board that looks like someone who has always lost at pictionary yet she can't help but redraw the same picture and then circle it 20 more times.
Hey was that Methany again? Wait a min.... Where the fuck are all the flashlights? And who drew on the refrigerator?! How many times do gotta tell ya, If you see Methany coming hide the electronics and lock the junk drawer.
by #FlexLuthor December 17, 2022
Get the Methany mug.Noun. One who is so adept at maneuvering an automobile in a sideways manner, that they could literally package it and sell it to willing customers.
"Mate, Johno is a drift merchant if there ever was one. He spent like two minutes drifting around that round-a-about at the end of Fake St. He was goin so fast, Macca took a puke in the backseat, shit Johno's pissed about it"
by Muggus December 12, 2003
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