Mega Chillum

A device for smoking cannabis,used in conjunction with lungs,bottle bags,waterfalls and buckets.

A Mega Chillum must hold a minimum of 2 and a half decent bucketsworth of skunk or burnt rocky,and be able to pull in once without leaving second burns,this is neccesary to achieve the term "Mega"
"gonk pass me the mega chillum"

"i was stoned to fuck after 3 lungs through the mega chillum"

by gonkyboy April 18, 2007
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mega cow

a huge cow you fucking shit head
god damn how stupid are you

go back to school you asshole

fuck you
look at the mega cow bitch
by mega cow February 10, 2017
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Mega Weebo

Why Hunter is such a Mega Weebo.
by 12345678900987654321234567890 December 07, 2019
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mega crabs

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.
1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."
by Jim, King of Ghana October 30, 2007
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Nerf Mega

Big ass nerf guns that shoot massive foam ammunition. Recent years have introduced a MEGA XL line that shoots even HUGER foam.
Nerf mega guns may not be good for a practical nerf war but they can even make a grown man feel badass.
by Ramsy Norris April 19, 2022
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Mega Jump

The jumping of mega-ness. Also a really cool game for apple for only cool people. So if your looking up this definition right now because you dont know what it is, then you do not deserve to play this game because you are not cool.
DENIED.

LOL.

But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.
Cool person: YO HOME DOG G, I THINK YOUR LAME SAUCES!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MeGaJuMpErTiNgZ June 14, 2011
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Mega meyer

A fat beach whale, commonly spotted at the jersey shore. It is known for sneaking on the sand and eating peoples food.
Kid 1- I just saw a mega meyer at seaside heights. Kid 2- yea me too, it just ate all my buffalo wings.
by BlacknMild July 24, 2009
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