If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

by pettibzb November 23, 2011

Maybe

A way to get people’s hopes up, or annoy them with constant repetition. A lazy and weak way to say perhaps, probably, or possibly. Another way to lazily say “that might be”, “the could be”, “we probably could do that”, or “there might be something”.

1. Can we please get rid of this in the future? Her: Maybe
2. Perhaps / possibly / “there probably is” there is = Maybe there is
3. That might be the case = Maybe that is

by Juneberry You May 21, 2023

Maybe

Parent speak for no.

Kid: hey mom can I go to the mall with my friends

Mom: maybe

2 hrs later

Kid: hey mom have you decided

Mom: go away I already said no

by you_might_be_a_good_person June 7, 2023

Maybe Promise

The type of promise that comes from politicians or anybody on the the internet. Its a promise that has about a 50/50 chance of becoming true, usually when the promiser either will only complete their promise if they feel like it later, or when they are secretly hoping that the person/people they are promising will forget about the promise. Maybe Promises most commonly come from YouTubers, Redditors, or people named Casey. The chances of them completing the promise usually increase dramatically once the person/people they promised have the balls to pressure them, after they come to the realization that they are experiencing a Maybe Promise.

Annoying Minecraft YouTuber: GUYS IF THIS VIDEO REACHES 10K LIKES I PROMISE I WILL LIVESTREAM ME BEATING MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE!!1!

Little Brother: yo big bro this youtuber said hell beat minecraft on hardcore mode

Big Brother: dont get your hopes up its just a maybe promise

by GreaseyFun June 7, 2023

Maybe I should get Tattoos

Maybe I should get Tattoos. Particularly on my arms.

Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.

(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)

Maybe I should get Tattoos

by Death Menace June 21, 2023

I don’t like nugu like Syakeel maybe

I don’t like nugu like Syakeel maybe

I don’t like nugu like Syakeel maybe

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

firm maybe

A “Firm Maybe” is an answer to a yes or no question. It is one of the worst answers besides “sure”. It really means “No but i don’t want to tell you that”

“ Um I’d have to give that a firm maybe”

by ieatwaffles02 December 18, 2023