Matt Christoff

An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.

Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.

by Matt Christoff March 5, 2019

Matt Thomas

Matt Thomas is known for his very small penis and overly large nipples. Matt's slogan is "If you've got it, flaunt it" which is why he is always seen walking around shirtless.

Hey look its Matt Thomas! Everybody run away

by Lochie Ones September 2, 2013

Matt Pike

The lead singer of High on Fire, and former guitarist of Sleep.
Known as the undisputed king of Sludge Metal and Stoner Rock
He incurred the foundations of all modern Stoner and southern Proggressive rock, and is served by his right hand man Brent Hinds from Mastodon.

It is rumored that he has divine snakes and has sex to finntroll and has been able to pillage archaic tombs.

FROST HAMMER - Matt Pike

It's like the short bus every day - Matt Pike

I never wear clothes- Matt Pike

by Msavs April 27, 2010

Matt Nasty

When you're having sex with a fat person, you slide your penis inbetween their folds of fat until you climax into the belly button.

Person A: "You had sex with someone THAT fat?!"
Person B: "Yeah! It gave me the chance to do a Matt Nasty!"

by Bryan Z. July 28, 2006

Matt

A kid that literally made out of fucking glass. Broke more shit then as many things Derek rose has injurys. Never comes to school always has an excuse

Top 10 excuses

-10 bronchitis in the foot

-9 Matt day

-8 went to go get a drink

-7 sorry guys I had to go to shop and stop with my mom and12 at night

-6 my 13 sibling were blocking the door

-5 didn't feel like going

-4 sorry didn't feel like going to school this month

-3 yeah not going to school this year just one year what's it going to do

-2 I'm dropping out I can always come back

-1 I was making my lunch until it grew arms and snapped my great

by Alex T August 16, 2016

Matt

matt is a person who is easy to fall for with his good looks and amazing personality, but he can be extremely hard to read. When you spend time with him he's sweet and lovable but when your away from each other you'll be confused if he even likes you as a friend or not. And not to mention you'll miss him like crazy. When matt DOES have a girlfriend, he will be a very good boyfriend, and treat her well. BEWARE because matt will leave you confused for a LONG time, and you won't be able to give up or forget about him.

Girl 1: Does matt hate me or something?
Girl 2: I dont know...hes so confusing.

by rose2088 October 1, 2011

Matt

Matt is a very creative and extremely ambitious person. He is not afraid to break the rules sometimes and have fun, but he knows where the boundaries lie. Matt has a serious side to him, but he is also goofy and fun. He is responsible, trustworthy, intelligent, and kind. He knows what he believes in and sticks to it. He is respectful to both others and himself. Matt knows how to enjoy the little and beautiful things in life, like sunsets and stargazing. He has great taste in music and in movies. He has excellent moral standards for both himself and those with whom he surrounds himself. Matt is the kind of guy who makes you want to become a better person, and once you know him, you won't forget him.

Matt is the one of the greatest friends I've ever had!

by Vubaluberubie July 19, 2010