matty healy

the only cool guy left in the world

"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"

by forgotenlikeevermore August 16, 2024

Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit. A very handsome mixed race male. Could get away with being about 20 and his name gives off white people vibes.

Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis.

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !

by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020

pedo matty

A term for a individual who is called Matthew, this individual is madly in love with children. Therefore he will molest children in a 1 mile radius.

"pedo matty raped my kid last night"

"pedo matty gave me ring sting at the age of 5"

by anonymous August 11, 2023

Matty

Matty is a beautiful girl. She is smart particularly in math, science, and English. She loves to draw people and places. She loves people too! Matty is someone that is kind hearted and passionate about what she does. If you ever have a matty never let her go. She is ver sporty particularly loves to play Volleyball, basketball, softball, and swim team. Matty is insecure so make sure you tell her that she’s beautiful. Matty also loves to smile and to put smiles on other people’s faces. Marry is also very stubborn but she’s also a real softy.

Matty is so nice, I want to get to know her better!

by matty:)) January 29, 2018

Matty

Will likely projectile poo in your closet.

Matty has a dead cat.

by Adam Cole bay bay December 26, 2023

Matti

Is a good-looking boy, Very smart and sporty. He is Popular for being the Greatest Boyfriend you can have.
Matti is the perfect boy for a one night stand ;-)

Oh Matti. You look Great today.

Matti is such a good boy in the bed.

by ××hotgirlblvck×× January 4, 2017

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024