You had sex with that bitch Jenna? Eric banged her last week, and Marty fuckd her too. You guys are all houl mates bro... HOUL MATES!
by markbooty February 13, 2009
Get the Houl Matesmug. A friend that bails on plans.
A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.
A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.
by shitttttmatttteeee June 21, 2011
Get the Shit Matemug. in any type of game needing more then one player. a team-mate who will directly or indirectly affect the game's out come for the worse.
man 1: ugghh man i really got shot by a lot of those paintballs. thanks a lot dick-mate.
Dick-mate: ohh sorry i totally forgot about you out there, i was off doing my own thing.... whoops
Dick-mate: ohh sorry i totally forgot about you out there, i was off doing my own thing.... whoops
by not a dick-mate October 17, 2011
Get the dick-matemug. by Turhan November 6, 2007
Get the sweet matemug. by lou lou pops May 19, 2006
Get the bezzy matemug. A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.
Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.
by p00pies May 6, 2004
Get the paper matemug. 