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Special Master

One of Trump’s kinks. He likes to have his special master to look through his stolen documents, Melania’s nudes, and Stormy’s pink panties. Colloquially it can be used when you want some one to watch, preside over and referee a particularly nasty sex act.
Can we appoint a special master to watch when I shit on your face? Just to make it fair?
by Jumpluffs September 2, 2022
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The Master List

A prestigious secretive preset list of all single girls that score above an 8 on a 10 point hotness scale. Usually The Master List is formulated for a large social gathering involving a very overwhelming group of horny guys that are looking to close on a one night stand
“Wow you see that smoke over there..? She’s for sure on The Master List “

“Have you seen The Master list? No way I don’t close tonight”

“Are you on the Master list?? Are you on the Master list?? I NEED TO KNOW!!”
by Bottomofthe9th April 21, 2021
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Master Wong

A martial arts youtuber with over 2 million subscribers with nothing but fake, choreographed fights and testing his ridiculous techniques with his punchbag students and never with live resistance.
Guy: YO MASTER WONG TAUGHT ME THAT YOU SHOULD HIT THE NUT, GRAB THE NUT, AND RIP THE NUT OFF SO THEY CAN'T SUCK ANYMORE DEECK!!!

Guy 2: OMG NICE!!
by sIRMAI August 7, 2019
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Ocean Master

The most complex and intricate character in recent cinema history. He was the main "antagonist" of Aquaman (2018), yet he committed no villainous acts.
Tom: Hey Alex, did you like Aquaman (2018)?
Alex: Yeah, my favorite part was the Ocean Master. He is better than Heath Ledger Joker and Thanos combined.
by Ocean master August 12, 2019
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Master Hoe

One who has mastered the art hoeing around. All his bitches know there place and play there roll.
Curtis is a master HOE. Marvin Jr. Is a novice. Marvin Jr. Houses these hoes. Feeds them lobster and shrimp.
by Sweet James July 21, 2018
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Master fensei

One who has mastered the art of finessin. This includes sneaking into music festivals, gettin bitches, stacking mad cheese, etc.
joe always be finessin, therefore one day he will own the title master fensei (fen-say)
by Master Fensei November 15, 2016
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buzz master

One who has a continuous buzz all day or night.Usually from beer and functions as if they were sober.
by Buzz master's roommate March 5, 2012
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