Pixel Masterbation

To have Exposed Wanking Pleasure with yourself Over a Animated Character in MMORPGs....
Games such as WoW hold Many of these People and are known to find Perverts on who Get turned on and Flirt with others on a game only knowing what their Characters Looking like

Pervert: oi oi sexy
Person: err hi
Pervert: Wanna come to Goldshire inn
Person: Yeh sure
Pervert: Okies Lets go
-both go into the in-
Pervert: -screams- IT HAS A DICK!

Pixel Masterbation: -two perverts in the corner Checking out a female Night elf- Look at her Boobs and ass! Dibbs!

by Holychuckle August 26, 2009

emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.

Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.

by Big aldo October 15, 2020

Table masterbation

A form of female masterbation in which the female uses the corner of a table to stimulate her vagina. Often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable

Yumi: He Dannie! I just caught Rose table masterbation to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay

by Davvy0839 August 1, 2022

Mansterbation

1. Male form of masterbation
2. Jerking off
3. Whacking off
4. Beating it
5. Jacking off

Our police records show that you were arrested yesterday for public mansterbation.

by osiz February 8, 2010

masterhating

hating ones self for missing the opportunity to score

Person1 : AAh! i hate myself for not getting with that chick.

Person2 : dude...stop masterhating

by bob_da_builda October 18, 2010

manterbating

(verb) when a female actively checks out a male or multiple males in order to achieve a pleasurable sensation and/or an eyegasm.

Nikki and Winnie are sitting in the mall and Winnie spots a very attractive male specimen.

(Nikki says to Winnie)

DUDE! are you manterbating right now?!

by Nniuq and Elocin August 13, 2011

masterlating

To be the only person to show up late to a group meeting or event.

I've been masterlating to the last six events, the boss won't be happy if I am tardy again. late, tardy, not on time, procrastinate, behind

by joecoolthefool August 19, 2015