Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024
Get the Maryland goodbyemug. the worst fucking shithole in the planet. its no wonder 10% of suicides in america are people from maryland
Bill: im thinking of killing myself
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
by lack toes and toddler ants March 3, 2024
Get the Marylandmug. When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020
Get the Maryland Crab friesmug. 1. You wait to the last minute to cut across 3 lanes of traffic before and exit
2. You abandon your car on the side of the highway
2. You abandon your car on the side of the highway
by Sass28 May 10, 2025
Get the Marylandingmug. by freaky.J September 28, 2021
Get the Train to Marylandmug. A total shithole where anyone who is Asian or LGBT won’t go a year without having a hate crime on them.
I heard Bob Chen got murdered by some heroin addict who hated Asians. Probably should’ve stayed out of Maryland.
by StormBread September 24, 2021
Get the Marylandmug. Behemoth And Atelier Is Bethesda, Maryland
Behemoth And Atelier Is Bethesda, Maryland
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the Behemoth And Atelier Is Bethesda, Marylandmug.