The United States Merchant marine Academy

also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.

The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die

by salty seaman April 24, 2006

marness

As heard in a New Zealand drink-driving campaign.

NZ Slang for pain in the arse or menace.

"Steve, you're such a Marness!"
"You're a Marness!"
"You listen to a-Marness Morisette!"

by Lord of The Marness October 8, 2007

Internet Marine

The vast majority of "U.S. Marines" you'll encounter online. Though, they are in fact civilians.

Internet Marine 1: "The marines r better than the army cuz the marines stormed the beaches of normindy and won the revulotunary war". U-RUH! SIMPIR FI!
Internet Marine 2: Yea! Army stands for "aren't ready FOR marines yet".

Me @ e-Marine 1: I have a feeling you don't take time to research history.
Me @ e-Marine 2: *Face-palm* Yeah, I don't see the arFmy doing anything. In fact, I don't know what the hell that is.

by 11b/0311 is the real deal October 27, 2010

marine

the best dam fighting force in the world. a marine always stands his ground and fights until the very end. when a marine runs out of ammo he dosent worry he just pulls out his knife. a marine is the worst person to start a fight with. a marine will slautger any enemy that gets in his/her way

OOORAH

army soilder: sarge wat r we goin to do theres hundreds of enmy soliders closing on our postion.

army sarge: dont worry the marines our on the way to help

by tyler p. February 27, 2008

marine brat

some one who has at least one parent in the marine corps, and has that you cant touch me attitude due to the fact their parent(s) willl kick your ass, if they dont do it them selves! they are sociable with everyone due to moving and school swapin, and can make anything turn into a weppon!

you dont wanna fuck with her, she's a marine brat!

by AmberleeP June 21, 2008

space marine

the space marine could be compared to the cowboys of the old west, or pirates of the high seas. they are tough, smart, and always have the biggest guns or are just insanely strong. the idea of the space marine has been around for a while, but only in recent years have they been popular in books, movies, and videogames. you might not realise it, but you can look in almost any sci fi movie and find a space marine. pretty soon you wont be able to find any children playing "cowboys and injuns" but youll find many playing "spartans and covenants" the only difference is that theyre playing it online via xbox live.

master chief, the doom(1,2,and 3)guy, all those dead guys from metroid prime 2: echoes, everyone in the movie aliens,and the humans in aliens vs. predator and prettymuch anyone else with a big gun and a uniform in a science fiction movie/book/videogame.

by alex r April 13, 2005

Marine

Brave, tough, extreme pride, cocky because they EARNED it, your best friend, your worst enemy, savages on the battlefield and in the bed, dedicated, rowdy, smart, trained hard: mind & body, unlike other branches- honors mc traditions, such as the usmc birthday. If you find a good one, he'll be the best damn husband a man could ever be. The good ones are incredible boyfriends, husbands, and dads. They work hard & play hard. *wink* :D Their uniforms are the sharpest, & they fill them out well.

They save money on shampoo because of high & tights!

Earned the name "teufel-hunden" aka Devil Dogs because of their attack against the Germans in 1918. They still live up to their nickname today.

Semper Fidelis: Always Faithful.

They have their own Hymn, Flag, and plenty of nicknames. Army= soldiers. Navy= sailors. Air Force= ?. Marines= Devil Dog, Leatherneck, Jarhead, President's Own, Gyrene, America/ The World's 911 force, uncle sam's misguided children

HONOR, COURAGE, & COMMITMENT.

enough said :)

Me: "Yeah my husband's a Marine"

Friend thinking: *... Lucky bitch.*
Friend: "So... does he have friends?"

by _marinewife August 16, 2009