Backup mailman

A person to whom does not contain the drive to become successful at ones job delivering the mail. Typically has a credit score below 500.

Hey Dennis, you working tomorrow? Nah, man. I am just a backup mailman, i guess ill order out and play tarkov

by DenisIsACuck May 9, 2020

iona maclean

She's a goddess of immense creativity and beauty. A true intuitive who cuts through the noise of a person and shows them things about themselves they'd never understood. Almost supernatural in perception, she's a presence to be both feared and revered. If you've ever met an Iona Maclean, you know you'll never forget her for how she changed your inner life.

That's the kind of thing Iona Maclean would say...

by Tattiestew November 23, 2020

Ass mileage

The amount of gay sex that someone could go through before needing another martini

“Man, Beefcakes over there has got great ass mileage!”

by BIGBUSTYBLONDE69 April 27, 2021

Typical Mailers

Someone who is a typical normal person

Ryan: "Have you heard of XM9G? He is such a Typical Mailer!"
Archer: "I hate typical mailers!"

by Danorbis Skyrden March 27, 2023

catch some mileage

To say or do something in an attempt to gain an edge or favor with someone. Especially if you're in an awkward spot.

Guy 1.. Man you owe me 20 dollars.
Guy 2. Man I'm out of work. Besides, we're supposed to be friends.
Guy 1. Listen you owe me money. Don't be trying to catch some mileage on me with that friends shit.

by Amex1212 December 10, 2016

maclean

Deriviative from the name Sarah, it is usually used to emote a vibe of humour, and occassional intoxication.

That's so maclean!

That's so funny maclean!

You were SO maclean last night!

by Al May 19, 2008

Mailbait

Noun, U.K.
A story, scandal or occurrence that gives the English right-wing newspaper 'The Daily Mail' cause to print a report about the breakdown of society that has been caused by the event in question.

Mailbait: New statistics about immigration of Eastern European workers into the U.K. will likely lead to a headline in the Mail reading: "We're going to hell in a wheelbarrow and it's immigrants that are pushing it."

by kremlinjoe March 16, 2009