Brownie Lung

When one consumes too many sweets and the throat and lungs become congested and blocked by the sweet residue. Brownie Lung can also be caused by consuming too many scoops of dry protein powder before going to the local iron paradise/pound palace.

"Hey Bryan?!"
"What the fudge do ya want Albert?!"
"I had the most wicked awesome brownie lung last night after eating that family pack of two bite brownies! I almost had to be hospitalized. Some could say I was riding that brownie wave hard, bro. I loved every second of that brownie lung...Couldn't breath!"
"Sounds like you have your life in order! Maybe next you could try putting those brownies on ice cream. I hear that is a great treat, Albert."
"Good idea Bryan. I need brownie lung more than I need safety protocols and matrices. I love you Bryan. More than my wife."
"Thanks Albert I love ya too and your sweet gross Brownie lung. I love you more than Brownie Lung."
"...Liar. Impossible. Brownie Lung Rules. BL for short.
"...You're right Albert. Nothing could replace my passion for the BL. Seeya at Don's tomorrow?
"Yupe...Best bring some BL material. Love ya."
"love ya too. BL4life!."

by Brent Osgood Jr. October 31, 2018

amazon lung

Amazon lung is suffered by Amazon warehouse employees who inhale cardboard dust floating freely throughout company fulfillment centers. Some of the most common symptoms include shortness of breath, decreased exercise tolerance, chronic cough, coughing up phlegm and inability to breathe lying flat.

My doctor ordered me to take a medical leave of absence from the warehouse due to Amazon Lung.

by HyperShred July 15, 2019

sticky lungs

When someone swallows and chokes so that the semen is inhaled into the lungs. This would cause the "sticky lung" effect.

My neighbor caught pneumonia from a bad case of sticky lungs in '37.

by kam4200 February 13, 2012

wang lung

An injury, similar to tennis elbow, received from performing too much fellatio. Common among cum dumpsters and other similarly whorish individuals.

Jen: *cough* Aww man I think I got wang lung.

Amelia: How did that happen?

Jen: I sucked like twenty dicks.

by velveteen faggot November 14, 2012

lung-butter

Lung butter is another term for mucus.

I had a bad cold and hacked up gobs of lung-butter.

by sputumqueen December 8, 2013

lung owned

when somone is fucked so bad it hits the lungs.
the act of getting destroyed
excesivly owned

oh gay i was lung owned

by Theevilpower July 8, 2004

lung dust

when a smoker exhales; the mist produced is called lung dust.

Joey took a long hit from the cigarette, held it for a second, and then immediately coughed up some lung dust.

by Smoovejay March 25, 2009