Ghetto lettuce

Using potato chips on your sandwich for crunch.

He made a sandwich with bologna, American cheese singles and ghetto lettuce because there were no fresh veggies in the house.

by drpepper-phd November 4, 2019

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Get the Ghetto lettucemug.

bed of lettuce

When a gentleman shaves only his scrotum in such a way that his testicles appear naked atop the hair of the perineum. This has no particular advantage to either partner involved, except that sweat from the testes will pour off into the bed of his crotch, possibly reducing their saltiness when tasted.

I noticed that Ralph had done some manscaping last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce. I can still smell his sweaty gooch.

by yougotstochill January 10, 2012

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Get the bed of lettucemug.

a1 lettuce

flow (long hair) mostly term used by hockey players or Nelk fans

What a beer league beauty with the A1 lettuce

by JT YK JI January 20, 2018

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Get the a1 lettucemug.

lazy lettuce

a term used for marijuana.

You smoke?

Yeah, i smoke the lazy lettuce. =)

by jenny. November 15, 2007

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Get the lazy lettucemug.

Devil Lettuce

Cilantro is the bitch of the earth. The spawn of Satan. The Devil's Lettuce. No more Devil Lettuce please. We don't do that here. End discrimination. Devil Lettuce means Cilantro. Cilantro means bad.

Dude: Hey you got any Cilantro bro? I need it for my salad.
Other Dude: How could you ask me for the Devil's Lettuce? Devil Lettuce is Cilantro. You enjoy the spawn of Satan? Leave or I will make you suffer.

by IDon'tCareWhatMyPseudonymIs December 16, 2019

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