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bed of lettuce

When a gentleman shaves only his scrotum in such a way that his testicles appear naked atop the hair of the perineum. This has no particular advantage to either partner involved, except that sweat from the testes will pour off into the bed of his crotch, possibly reducing their saltiness when tasted.
I noticed that Ralph had done some manscaping last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce. I can still smell his sweaty gooch.
by yougotstochill January 10, 2012
mugGet the bed of lettucemug.

lazy lettuce

You smoke?

Yeah, i smoke the lazy lettuce. =)
by jenny. November 15, 2007
mugGet the lazy lettucemug.

Devil Lettuce

Cilantro is the bitch of the earth. The spawn of Satan. The Devil's Lettuce. No more Devil Lettuce please. We don't do that here. End discrimination. Devil Lettuce means Cilantro. Cilantro means bad.
Dude: Hey you got any Cilantro bro? I need it for my salad.
Other Dude: How could you ask me for the Devil's Lettuce? Devil Lettuce is Cilantro. You enjoy the spawn of Satan? Leave or I will make you suffer.
by IDon'tCareWhatMyPseudonymIs December 16, 2019
mugGet the Devil Lettucemug.

ken's lettuce

cannabis, as in the vegetation of mr ken boon, also know as 'fruit of the boon'
"keep it quiet but i've got a bit of ken's lettuce in my coat pocket for later"
by natrl March 25, 2010
mugGet the ken's lettucemug.

a1 lettuce

flow (long hair) mostly term used by hockey players or Nelk fans
What a beer league beauty with the A1 lettuce
by JT YK JI January 20, 2018
mugGet the a1 lettucemug.

Ghetto lettuce

Using potato chips on your sandwich for crunch.
He made a sandwich with bologna, American cheese singles and ghetto lettuce because there were no fresh veggies in the house.
by drpepper-phd November 4, 2019
mugGet the Ghetto lettucemug.

The devil's lettuce

Why is billy acting funny?

I think he consumed a whole joint of the devil's lettuce.
by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021
mugGet the The devil's lettucemug.

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