lawn noodle 

Wimpy little arms

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!

lawn noodle by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018

Lawn Dragon 

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

Lawn Dragon by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018

Lawn Dragon 

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

Lawn Dragon by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018

lawn mower 

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.

That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.

lawn mower by brophet October 16, 2018

Lawn Whore 

A married female that is so terribly unhappy with her home life so she spends a fucking crazy amount of time in the garden fingering herself through a hole in her pocket.

"Look at out there at you Lawn Whore of a mum. I'll shove her."

Lawn Whore by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

Lawn job 

When some trim a man pubic hair and then proceeds to blow them.

Dude I’m going to my buddy’s house to give him a lawn job.

Lawn job by Spacecadet May 17, 2019

Lawn Service 

lawn service is a service provided to the community YO! The difference between Chinese lawn service and American lawn care. Lawn care is just "caring" with words and "service" is providing the actual service. This should be carried out on a monthly basis to make sure no one is hiding around the bush of succulent

I need a lawn service in Portland Or, not just a normal lawn care with advices telling things I already know.

Lawn Service by Blindsheep October 24, 2019