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Blonde Long Island

When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.
"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"
by heyfranklme August 25, 2011
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Fuck Long Island!

The way everyone else in the United States of America feels about an insignificant portion of New York.

Long Island
No one outside of the U.S.A. even recognizes their existence. FLI! No one cares about your segmented sectionalist New York culture. No one cares about your stupid iced tea. No one cares about your shitty, and they are shitty, beaches. No one cares about your ignorant, irritating homosexual Italian families.
by Yobastankuh January 31, 2005
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A Long Island

A girl who is hot but not pretty. Like a Long Island Iced Tea this is someone you pound in a club, but never have at dinner with the parents.
Chad: Yoooo, I hooked up with this chick Meghan last night at the club.

Brad: Lemme see her insta, bro.
Chad: Nah, just look at my phone.
Brad: Nice body, but her face is beat
Chad: I swear she looks better in person
Brad: I’d pound her in the club, but wouldn’t be caught dead with her at dinner with the parents. Bitch is a long island.
by BigDogBigFoot April 17, 2018
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New York City and Long island

An odd pairing of the greatest, biggest, most sophisticated and cosmopolitan city in the world with some backwater, flat, conservative, obnoxious, whitebread, redneck, chickenshit boringass bunghole in the backwoods of Upstate New York. Contrary to Island belief, we New Yorkers do NOT consider Long Islanders to be our brethren.
by Jason Healy, New Yorker. January 20, 2005
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the long island goodbye

When he could no longer look us in the eyes, we thought he was going to give us the long island goodbye.
by Paul the Mediocre June 22, 2009
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The Goats of long island

The superior group of Goats from the amazing place we all know, Long island. The home of japs and fbois but also the best sport in the world.... Lacrosse. The goats include kobri14 danilax smesco cbcavs. They are high class Goats who are better than everyone else. Their insta page is amazing. @thegoatsoflongisland. The Goats are amazing. As the merrick kids know “Kobri14 the goat from the start, she’ll pull up steal your man then break his heart” whoever rapped this is a LEGEND
Wow the Goats of Long Island are so cool i wish i could be them!!
by tgoli September 28, 2018
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Deep In Long Island

A word people be using to describe a place that is very far out and isolated from The City (NYC) in Long Island
Person 1: Yo you know where I can go to get that?
Person 2: Nah you gotta go deep in long island for that
Person 1: I'm not going that far
by dictionaryman97272 March 27, 2022
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