putting lipstick on a pig

trying to make the ugly fuck look good

"making cara look hott is like putting lipstick on a pig"

by Willie May 13, 2005

Dipstick and Lipstick

John McCain and Sarah Palin

Don't waste your vote on ol' Dipstick and Lipstick.

by Obama Mama October 30, 2008

putting lipstick on a pig

Said by Barrack Obama about Sarah Palin, the vicepresident candiate for the Republican party.

"Its like putting lipstick on a pig" - As in, whats the difference between Sarah Palin and a Pig? Answers Lipstick.

by politicalmatt October 24, 2008

Bong Lipstick

When smoke from a bong is so concentrated (think double perk or triple perk) that taking a rip leaves one with an undesired application of resinous, brown lipstick. Should one not address the issue immediately, others may believe they are actually wearing cosmetics or worse...

Jimmy: "Johnny, did you just finish tossing a salad?"
Johnny: "Nope, just a little bong lipstick."

by Fled_Nanders May 2, 2013

russian lipstick

Applying the blood from yourself, comrades, or your foes for lipstick.

Alexa: "What type of shade is that lipstick, Jenny has on?"
Isaiah: "Oh that's russian lipstick from the blood of her fallen foes"
Alexa: "Oh..."

by Bennie the Bum 1937 September 25, 2017

Blue lipstick

Blue is an addictive colour with all shades. It goes on the lips!

Reaching first base with Blue lipstick goals

by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019

Canadian lipstick

When you have sex during period and after she sucks you

A Canadian Lipstick is the fastest way to refresh your make up after a sexual encounter

by RudeGnappo June 8, 2020