To blow someone's head off with 12 gauge buckshot.
Usually said to one of two people:
A. Someone who is extremely unpleasant to be around. A.K.A. a douche bag.
or.
B. A person that is soo hideous that the only way to improve their looks is to blow their head off.
Usually said to one of two people:
A. Someone who is extremely unpleasant to be around. A.K.A. a douche bag.
or.
B. A person that is soo hideous that the only way to improve their looks is to blow their head off.
Francis: Wow, that girl is extremely ugly.
Cindy: I'll say! That bitch needs a Shotgun Face Lift.
Francis: I've got a few rounds of buckshot left in my truck. I'll be right back.
Cindy: I'll say! That bitch needs a Shotgun Face Lift.
Francis: I've got a few rounds of buckshot left in my truck. I'll be right back.
by zachary_MIDWEST November 16, 2009
by wolfman2011 April 26, 2011
standing behind a girl while carrying her and fucking her at the same time while her legs are out in the direction of two forks from a fork lift.
Molly says that Randy, her husband, a recieving specialist at Home Depot, is the best fuck lift driver in town...cause she a hoe.
by mrfagan68 September 24, 2009
A product packaged in such quantity that proper lifting techniques are required to avoid a debilitating injury.
Common "Lift with your legs"-sized products include soda, M&Ms, and pretty much anything that requires a club store membership to purchase.
Sizes larger than this include "Team lift" size, and "It comes with wheels."
Common "Lift with your legs"-sized products include soda, M&Ms, and pretty much anything that requires a club store membership to purchase.
Sizes larger than this include "Team lift" size, and "It comes with wheels."
"Where did you get this 'Lift with your legs'-sized tub of cheese balls?"
"Sam's Club. I had to use a back support belt to load it into the back of my truck"
"Sam's Club. I had to use a back support belt to load it into the back of my truck"
by capzloc February 04, 2007
A Mexican Ski Lift is a sex position, it's when you wrap your penis in sandpaper and conduct in anal sex. Leaving your partner is excrutiating pain.
by TheyKnowMeAsTheAnon October 04, 2010
by Shadow January 24, 2005
Mutual Lift Reliance, aka MLR.
Mutual Lift Reliance is the phenomenon that occurs when two people believe they can rely on the other for a lift to an event or venue. This can be very frustrating when these friends discover that neither is able to provide a lift, and other plans need to be made, often in a limited time-frame.
Mutual Lift Reliance is the phenomenon that occurs when two people believe they can rely on the other for a lift to an event or venue. This can be very frustrating when these friends discover that neither is able to provide a lift, and other plans need to be made, often in a limited time-frame.
Michelle: I'll ask Amelia if she can give me a lift.
Ellen: Alright, hope to see you there!
Michelle: Damnit, Amelia was expecting a lift from me!
Ellen: No! Another case of Mutual Lift Reliance! :\
Ellen: Alright, hope to see you there!
Michelle: Damnit, Amelia was expecting a lift from me!
Ellen: No! Another case of Mutual Lift Reliance! :\
by SpanishTechno September 25, 2011