jump kicking dance

A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.

If this fucker puts me on hold I'm going to do my jump kicking dance all over his face.

by Don Commodore Mc Awesome October 31, 2004

Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

Taking a shit.

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

by Samuel Samuelson July 5, 2010

kickin the grass around

the process of smoking weed

we are all just sitting here kickin the grass around

by lacy hudson January 20, 2009

Kicking the wolf in the mouth

when you're generally hungry as hell, usually after a long night of drinking

Man I was out partying all night and woke up kicking the wolf in the mouth

by jakeinkalispell September 17, 2010

Kicking the Carpet

The act of inserting one's foot into their partner's vagina

My vagina is sore. My boyfriend was really kicking the carpet last night.

by tree decorator October 3, 2014

Kickin' it

When you're out and about having a good time !

I'm just at the beach with friends kickin' it !

by Living life707 May 17, 2016

kickin' like Van Damme

Fine ass booty

That booty is Kickin' like Van DAMME!!!

by ChewyChewyChewbacca March 31, 2017