Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone

- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016

bejing tea kettle

when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.

PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky

PERSON B) why bro?

PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle

PERSON B) did you let her?

PERSON A) DUH RETARD

by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010

poop kettle

The device adib uses to loosen the turd nuggets out of his crevice

Me and my dad share a poop kettle

by one wholesome dude December 27, 2024

kettle places

Places that serve hot drinks and soups

Honestly it's one of the best kettle places in town

by Mean Sel August 29, 2020

Can of Kettle worms

This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.

My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis

Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms

by Be May November 27, 2022

Shotos Kettle Day

Shotos kettle day is the day for weebs to send any shoto account a picture of a kettle to scare them for are own entertainment

“Hey Bella, what is shotos kettle day?”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”

by Secretly Bakugou February 25, 2021

charlie kettle

if u ever meet him run. he talks to a solid 30 girls, on average, a day. 6ft with curly hair and that. fifa sweat and bums off girls for a living.

that whore needs to kill himself, he's such a "charlie kettle"!

by MilfMasher November 22, 2021