Wyantit Jr

A penis. Popular in southern states and in the northwest. Mostly used in a sexual context.

Two women walk down the road

Woman one: Dudette, I gave a monstrous BJ last night

Woman two: Wow! I'm hungry for the 411!

Woman one: WTF sister! What, you want me to tell you about his wyantit jr.???

Woman two: Take it easy Beth!

by Ruben Birdbalm May 21, 2011

Stapley jr.high

The white rich bitch school and most of the kids there don’t even know how to fold there clothes cause they have there made do it for them they also have no respect or manners.

Mom can I go to Stapley jr.high next year? Mom “no I don’t want u becoming a little brat”

by JJHH454545 February 2, 2020

Baby Knayy jr

A baby that always screams "Miiiiiiiiiiiim!" He can be very dumb and stupid but is always caring. He is also very very very polite and sensitive.

Baby Knayy jr is too sensitive

by ya butt October 29, 2020

Ken Griffey Jr.

A baseball player that was very good in the 90's. He is very popular with Mariners fans even if he is not doing well or even on THEIR team.

Person 1: What team is Ken Griffey Jr. on this year?
Person 2 (Mariners fan): THE MARINERS!

by Azombieatemyshoelace October 11, 2009

Robert Downey Jr.

The only person to have successfully projected himself in 3D during a 2D movie. This name can be used in situations when all reasoning behind reality fails...

Janet: Oh my god! I think Robert Downey Jr. just imploded on my cake!
Sam: WHAT?! Inconceivable!
Chuck Norris: I know! It was even in 3D!!!!

by Sam Lori February 5, 2010

Robert Downey Jr.

An incredible actor, possibly the most talented of his time. He went through a period of time when frequent drug related criminal charges hindered his acting career. Thankfully, he managed to return to the big screen with grace and is continuing to appear in fantastic films.

I loved "The Soloist." Robert Downey Jr. did an amazing job in that film.

by Loo2 February 5, 2010

Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.

Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009