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Jessica

A girl who slept with her god damn teacher.
Jessica! Did you sleep with your god damn teacher?
by iisrei July 1, 2020
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Jessica

A girl who is sensitive and can be hurt easily. She tries to fit in all the time but she needs to be told that she is amazing the way she is. She is always scared that she is not good enough for people, and thinks that she is left out of her friendship group and is a third-wheel. She get jealous of her friends because she thinks that she isn't pretty and they are. When she hurts people, she never intends for it to go too far or for it to affect anyone too much. She wants to always get her way but does it for the greater good.
Lola: You should meet my friend Jessica, she is fun but sensitive and needs to be told she is perfect the way she is.
Charlie: She sounds amazing and I bet she is perfect.
by Holo it's me! December 18, 2017
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Jessica

A very common female name, often handed out as a name to hold a postion if you dont know someones actual name

Usally likes basic things such as: Starbucks, LuluLemon, Dick, Hers and others Vaginal areas, WaterMelon, StrawBerrys, Boys, Boys, Boys, Boys and life
What a Jessica
What's her name Jessica or whatever
by Tom Heckels January 24, 2019
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Jessica

Jessica someone who has crackhead energy. But she is always taken advantage of due to the fact that she has no spine .
Who’s that ?
“Oh just that bum Jessica”
by 2400lele October 19, 2020
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Jessica

A character in a movie or TV show who usually dies within the first scene after mysteriously collapsing. While they are lying motionlessly on the ground, their name is often screamed very loudly and repeatedly.
*Jessica collapses*
Jessica's friend/relative: JESSICA!! JESSICA!!
by dietsierramist September 24, 2011
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jessica

spawn of satan, usually blonde and disrespectfull, can be ugly in most cases
i met a jessica the other night and told them off.
by william bill January 2, 2008
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Jessica

A female who is always on the hunt for a 12 inch penis or larger, but doesn't prefer it to be an African American penis or a penis from the ginger community.
"She's always looking for a larger size to give her the pink sock." "Damn she's such a Jessica."

Frank: "why don't you just go get laid?"

CoMo: "Because Frank, it's gotta be Jessica size...Duh!"
by FishTacoFrank April 25, 2011
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