It’s a dark void that is very pleasing at first but leads down to a very dark and scary place the further you go the scarier so I recommend you go back when you can but if you are too far down best of luck to you brotha but other than that it’s like walking in universal finding little Easter eggs and a suprise every nook and cranny
by Yayyarvsj May 5, 2025
Get the Jaspers booty holemug. 
someone who is corny, and always gets mad when you show them old pics of them and ones that are embarrassing
by trictracbaraboom July 30, 2025
Get the Jasper Wumug. Oh my God Jasper did you just wake up you didn’t call me even though we’re talking about Sonia your big juicy suck
by Morning and it’s Romain December 1, 2019
Get the Jaspermug. 
place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.
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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
by gnostic3 January 29, 2022
Get the Jaspermug. This is a guy who is really hot and he loves to fuck random people in their asses because he’s gay af
by Stfo if fufuy March 23, 2023
Get the Jasper Beattymug.