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Jason

Jason is a stupid human being. He farts a lot.
by Ben Dover331 October 23, 2019
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Jason

Just a regular sexy guy, who the wee lassies love.
The lassies love the fella Jason!
by Jaseymcd12 November 23, 2021
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Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.
"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."
by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021
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Jason

The anime guy who defeats the ender dragon by himself in a server full of friends. Gets embarrassed easily. Oh, and he also starts a lot of wars.
Dont trust Jason in letting you defeat anything by yourself.
by heh_ September 30, 2020
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Jason

I am a person that has been there done that. and I am eternal. Don't Judge me.
my name is Jason. the only Jason. just like there is truly only one Jesus
by burnout 🔥🔥🔥 420 June 27, 2023
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Jason

The greatest guy ever. A wonderful father, brother, son, and husband. Respectful, kind, loving, patient, generous, and pure. A God seeking man who is willing to help other when they are in need and puts others before himself. There is no other guy like him.
by Jolly Ginger Goat November 22, 2021
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Jason

A man in love with a much older woman. He is very into watching Amish oil changes.
Jason is a sexual deviant for his love of amish oilchanges.
by TheOneWhoKnockz July 24, 2023
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