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Jason

Jasons. Gay man that has the smallest dick ever. Nearly non-existent. Jasons like to watch hentai and porn and bikes during class. All Jasons have many prostitutes and their parents are usually pimps. Likes to look at abs of men and under skirts of women. Lowkey retarded.
Look at that! Jason's watching gay porn on the family computer again!
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Jason

Loves Ethan more.
Jason loves Ethan more.
by Apathyo7 December 9, 2021
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Jason

Jason a nigga with a great personality, great looks , and a fuckin horse cock
That’s that nigga jason right there
by Nancy gray November 24, 2021
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Jason

Jason doesn’t fuck with white ppl, even tho hes half white. He fucks every bitch and has a bigger dick than colt.
Girl: Omg is that a horse?
Other chick: nah thats just Jason.
by El jefe 69420 May 3, 2022
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Jason

a sweet , kind person , could be a friend to an and he could be very emo sometimes he could be called jj or J, mostly he is alone with him self
jasons here

yay :D!!
by lidjbfs May 23, 2021
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Jason

A very handsome person who plays the drums and guitar.
Many girls like him but he can't take his eyes off that one girl.
He is hopelessly romantic and believes in soulmates.
He likes to keep things private, because people tend to destroy beautiful things.
He is supportive and always finds a way to make you smile.
Jason is such a sweetheart!!
Everyone needs a Jason in their life!!!
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Person A: Whoa that person is so cool? Does he have a girlfriend?
Person B: Idk man- That's Jason. He likes to keep things private..but I heard he likes someone.
Person A: Oh I see-
by rainy slut July 24, 2022
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Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.
"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."
by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021
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