( Females also known as Juggalettes . Although Juggalo is a unisex term . ) A person who listens to music under Psychopathic Records , At the least . Although its much more than just that . Its a lifestyle . Juggalos usually drink Faygo soda pop . Juggalo's are a family and remain loyal to their homies . They rep by wearing hatchet men / hatchet women . Juggalo's don't put up with bullshit . And will beat a haters ass . Common misconceptions of Juggalos are that we are unedjucated , poor , do drugs , are gang members , are violent , Juggalettes are thought to be whores - although they fucking arent faggots , and are also thought to only listen to Psy. music . None of those are fucking true dipshits . A juggalo is a Juggalo for life , and is proud as fuck that their a part of the Juggalo Family . No matter what anybody says . They are proud of every aspect of themselves , good or bad . They have there homies backs in times of need . The Juggalo " Call " is Whoop Whoop . Fuck yeah .
by Kotton Kandy tha Killa Klown ! August 28, 2012
NOT A FAN!!! A juggalo is a person that is "part" of the pychpathic family. There are millions of juggalos and juggalettes in the world. It's a way of life.
JUGGALO VS. FRIEND--
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Asks you for your number.
Juggalo: Asks you for their number.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit
Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less
Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Asks you for your number.
Juggalo: Asks you for their number.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit
Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less
Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever
by Tylor horton December 09, 2006
A Juggalo/Juggalette is an individual who feels to be rejected by "normal" society for one reason or another and finds sanctuary in the music and messages of the Insane Clown Posse and other music groups from labels such as Psychopathic Records, Hatchet House Records, Strange Music Records, and Suburban Noize Records. These individuals then connect with others in this following and find refuge within the commonalities they share. The following in general is a good one (in theory) but is often considered to just be a bunch of lowlife scum due to some people who call themselves Juggalos performing acts that are extremely negative and delinquent and happening to be a part of this "society". Contrary to popular belief, true Juggalos/Juggalettes do not support this kind of behavior and still get judged for it. Situations such as these are common in ALL stereotypes though. The negative view regarding Juggalos is extremely amplified due to the social gap between social groups. Therefore, Juggalos are not horrible scumbags, just the false claiming poseurs that do stupid and violent things while repping the "Hatchet" are. False repping "Juggalos" are often reffered to as "Juffalos" or "Juffahoes" by real Juggalos. Juggalos are often considered gang members by most but are falsely accused of this. They are nothing more than a social gathering of people from different walks of life with certain key similarities; just like Freemasons or any other social club.
by myspace.com/mizfitthaklown September 07, 2010
whut he sed only we aint losers and we aint different from anybody else. we down wit the clown fo' life
by seth January 26, 2005
Fans of Insane Clown Posse. The girls are called Juggalettes. Being and Lo or Lette is like belonging to a family. We all stick up for each other. We think for ourselfs. Yes, we do listen to ICP and we all love them, but that doesn't mean we are "Mindless drones" as some people refer to us as. We proudly wear the Hatchet Man and some of us even wear facepaint to places. It's just a cool thing to live by.
by juggalette4lifee November 19, 2011
Juggalos, represented by the hatchetman, are normal people just like everyone else. We don't ever think "the rules dont apply to us because we're different", Thats just ignorant, and I cant say Ive ever met a juggalo who has that thinking process. Juggalos are one the most united "groups" in the world. We all have love for each and every person who claims psychopathic, thats why we call ourselfs "Juggalo Family". Juggalos/lettes would give the shirt off their own back if it meant helping out another juggalo or juggalette. Juggalos arent just "fans" of ICP. Its a religion/way of life that originated from the psychopathic band Insane Clown Posse. MOST juggalos do not care what you think about them, but we usually DO stand up for ourselfs. We dont let haters hate on us just because we're "Juggalos". The most important thing to know is that the Juggalo Family will always stick together, no matter what, so if you bad mouth ONE juggalo, chances are you'll have the rest of their juggalo "crew" backing them up 100%.
Wicked Klowns Neva Die! MMFWCL.
Wicked Klowns Neva Die! MMFWCL.
We will never die alone,
Juggalos will carry on,
Swing out hatchets if we must,
Each and every one of us!
Juggalos will carry on,
Swing out hatchets if we must,
Each and every one of us!
by Sarah Thrasher, ya'll! February 01, 2007
Anyone who thinks they can define juggalo is an idiot. you cannot define a person, so how do you expect to define a group of people. we listen to psycopathic records, but it's the feeling inside, and the ability to understand the message behind the wicked shit that makes you a juggalo, not the face paint, not the hatchetgear and not the faygo.
When a juggalo listens to a song he hears the god-based meaning behind it, not the kill kill kill wicked shit.
by kyle pillsbury November 10, 2007