by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 20, 2021
"I stepped in some jp-dujko out in the grass."
by adamkaze February 28, 2003
To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 27, 2023
A professional name used by a vast amount of artists on a music platform like soundcloud. Whoever chooses the name lil JP will magically get lots of respect and will be free of all controversies and legal issues. They will most likely drop earlier than carti and will also manage to gain success in a short period of time (usually within 4-5 years). They can go on a hiatus whenever they want to.
Person 1: Have you checked out "Cookies" by lil JP on soundcloud?
Person 2: YES I FUCKING LOVE HIS MUSIC. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM.
Person 2: YES I FUCKING LOVE HIS MUSIC. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM.
by juliusp October 11, 2023
A man that is jha at Fortnite, can do anything, and is the god amongst ourselves and rules with Chungus.
Your JP Perez at that
by Bigg peepee April 24, 2019