jp

abbreviation for Jamaican patty. god-tier school lunch food item. may cause acid reflux for the rest of the day, but it's very worth it.

me: "yo whats for lunch?"
friend: "they got nuggies and jp's."
me: "lets go"

by skeggerton October 23, 2022

JP

Imagine the simpiest of simps times 1652. He eats fat shit every day of his life and should not live in the mortal coil called earth. He also acts super cool and thinks he is too when in all actuality hes a lil bitch nigga.

Cool kid: Is that the BIGGEST JP SIMP OF ALL TIME
Normal kid: HOLY FUCK IT IS

by FNDSFDSHJFHDSJAFHDIAHHHFGDJABF April 15, 2020

JP

Jiggly Puff. A girl that is very fat but thinks they are good at everything. They try to play sports but cannot because of their weight.

We nicknamed a girl “JP” because of how overweight she was

by Penisfucka December 10, 2019

JP

the most perfect person on planet earth, insanely funny and fallons a bitch

jp is really funny

by jpgotit November 21, 2023

JP Cheek

One fly guy!!! He is cool!!! He rocks the school!!! He like to sing random songs during break and accidentally destroyed one of the moons of Saturn while doing a science fair.

JP Cheek accidentally destroyed the 5th moon of Saturn!!!

by O CRUD! November 28, 2003

JP🤔

JP🤔 aka “just pondering” is common uses in conversation to explain what you are doing, this is a shortened way to explain that you are simply just pondering atm. This term can be used to Ramon suspicious or mysterious.

Not to be confused with the common term “just pioneering”

Person 1: hey bro wyd

Person 2: JP🤔 hby

by 2sukamukmcguck June 29, 2023

jp

acronym for ‘just playin.’ usually said after making an insulting joke to avoid the other person getting butthurt

“damn bro u look goofy asl”
“what??”
“nah i’m jp don’t take it fr”

by prettyb0yswag69 June 21, 2022