Jo Bug

Experiencing a sudden lethargy that keeps you from moving.

Nah Bey Chee Bye! I can't get my arse off my seat. I think I caught a Jo Bug.

by santelamour September 29, 2010

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Jo worthy

An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.

It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.

When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.

Example 1:

Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.

Example 2:

Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!

by The Milk Man Jr. November 15, 2010

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damn it jo

When one is not receptive to said remark from john

John: when I was at uni...
Jo: duuuuhh yoou whhuut?
John: damn it Jo

by Massivehead January 27, 2014

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tl;jo

Means "Too long; jacked off"

When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.Means "Too long; jacked off"

When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.

Me: Hey Come over
Her (2 hours later): Hey you still up?
Me: tl;jo

by Johng123 September 5, 2014

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like a jo

When you do something waaaaay too stupid, not just regular stupid, or blonde stupid. You did that act of stupid, like a Jo.

Person: wow I tried to get out of the car without unbuckling my seatbelt. Like a Jo.

Sara: hey I'm Sara
Person 2: hi I'm..... I'm....
Sara: did you just forget your name?
Person 2: yep, like a Jo

by hatelove January 9, 2014

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