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Joseph

The name of a man who ends up ruining your life.
Patricia: I’m sorry that person put you through all that pain, that must me a Joseph.
by AAron_pleasehelpme October 20, 2019
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Joseph is one of the most tryhard kids you’ll ever meet. He goes tryhard the most in soccer, which makes no difference since he’s clearly horrible at it. He sends streaks with mirror pictures which is okay, but should stop. He also likes Barcelona, which isn’t a trash team, but mostly is. Messi is a great soccer player, but Ronaldo is superior in many shapes and forms.
LOOK IT’S JOSEPH. HE’S HANGING OUT WITH NOAH ALLMOND AND PLAYING SOCCER. wHat a sUrpRisE
by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019
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He is a sexy man with a long dick. He is a master at booty eating. This person will steal your bitch at any given moment. He will also fuck anyones mom. This guy is good at anything and he is smarter than albert einsten. He is probably the biggest pimp alive.
Joseph is a pimp
by randompimpman727 May 23, 2018
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An amazing and fun loving person, his curly brown hair, soft brown eye, and cute smile is basically Irresistible. He will treat you right and protect you. He is great boyfriend material and will always be by your side. He will love you and cherish you like nothing else matters.
Omg he’s so cute
He must be a Joseph... I just know it!
by Tennley0625 September 3, 2018
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He's funny, kind, BUT TOO FLIRTY OMFG. He's really fucking smart.... when he wants to be. He's social but can have awk moments with someone. He's decent looking and always tall, like WOAAHHH. Sporty, athletic teehee.

BUT he has a girlfriend who eats away at his life with his other friends. He tries to be included in his girlfriend's group, and sometimes, it's really awkward.

EVERY (well most) girl (or boy tbh) likes him because he is, as i said a huge FLIRT. But hey ho, noone's perfect hhahahahahahahah.
Its annoying hes so flirty: he doesn't even realise it....
Joseph needs to be stopped, every girl is falling for him COS HE'S A FUCKING FLIRT ARARARARARAAAHHHAHA
by yeetus feetus 101 November 24, 2019
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someone who is super short prolly plays sports and is heart broken over a girl named alexis
damn joseph rlly talking about alexis again
by bigdickheve April 22, 2019
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