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John is a very annoying boy who is a playa and you don’t want to be with. He will like you one second but never talk to you he will move on from girl to girl in seconds of time. He will be the most hated boy watch out for all the Johnny boys out there those players
Girl one: Why did John move on so fast
Girl two: I don’t know. That player I am disgusted
John by Notrealname245696 June 13, 2018
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A tall fat kid with a jojo’s obsession
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A John is a person in his 50s with hair similiar to homer simpson and is usually a Bucktee.
Aye bruh you see that John over there?

Bro u should lay off em xans got u looking like a john.
John by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018
The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
'He cheated on you?, He must of been a John"
John by rocky bob August 15, 2018
John is a great guy and he is so lovable, he's a ladys man but he ain't a player ;)

You can always count on him whenever you need to rant or talk about your feelings, if you date a John hold onto him because you is luckyyy. John also has the best taste in clothes and music and is keeping up with all the trends, he's goofy and caring and hella loyal but he won't admit it only to keep his "macho" rep :)
Girl #1 : omg is that John??
Girl #2 : yeh he's so funny omg!!!
Girl #1 : Yasss and he's cute, maybe I should talk to him :)

Girl #2 : GETT INNNN!!
John by johnsdamannn11 August 21, 2018
A type of guy that is quite, shy, has problems talking with word, makes "beats", spends time with a computer and a MEAT and Oppai lover.
That John guy want to be a DJ he might go far.
John by Superflyking August 31, 2018