Glory- Hey Jesse
Jesse- Yeah
Glory- You're little
Jesse- *Writes a definition of himself
*Jesse plans to show her this definition her
Jesse- Yeah
Glory- You're little
Jesse- *Writes a definition of himself
*Jesse plans to show her this definition her
by OfficiallyMemes April 04, 2018
by pignot July 28, 2020
by The hentai dealer August 12, 2020
A man who spends all of his time playing pubg and ignoring his wife. Known for having thumb cramps and dry eyes from not blinking. But rarely gets chicken dinners.
by JoanB July 24, 2018
he is the best person ever also a really good friend and gets all the girls this dude is beast in basketball he is so cool and is a player and sticks to his promises no matter what
by hdftlhrehekhjthhrtjrhkjr;o;jjh March 27, 2018
Jess is literally the most perfect girl in the entire world. She is insanely beautiful and super sweet. She's kinda short and she has a lot of shades of brown in her hair. She looks adorable beanies so make sure you make sure you let her try all of yours. Jess is someone whose name makes you happy every time her name pops up on your phone. She's the kinda girl you wanna FaceTime every night for a minimum of 3 hours. You would literally let her fuck ur life up. Your sleep schedule is not gonna exist anymore. But don't worry you get all the energy you need just seeing her beautiful face every night. Seeing her smile is like one of the 7 wonders of the world it will literally make your heart melt. Jess is the kinda of girl you would anything for you'd meet her parents or sneak her into your basement. When she's around you, you will be three times luckier. Everything is better when you do it with Jess. She's also the kind of girl you wanna give all your clothes too, just cause she wears it better then you ever could.
by Om's December 06, 2020