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Hey, you see that fat ol' jacob on that one chick
OH HELL NAH THAT SHIT NASTY
Jacob by 1290579302918503 June 28, 2014
An emo dude that knows nothing about his girlfriend and watches naruto
Why is that guy cutting his wrists by the manga?
Because he is jacob
Jacob by Kekleon March 7, 2017
Jacobs are unique in many ways. They tend to be tall and overweight. Jacobs are good at math and war history. They also tend to have hobbies like playing video games and watching anime. Jacobs are sweet and kind, or at least they always try to be. They can have a hard time at school and almost always look depressed, but they don't no they look that way. It may be because he is single, but who knows.One desire they have is to feel the soft hands of someone who loves him. This is not because he is creepy, but because his hands feel nothing but things that feel like sand paper. His weight also makes people wanting him to do laber. Jacobs don't have many friends and want more so go cheer him up.
People: How you doing Jacob?
Jacob: Good.
People: ( yeah right.)
Jacob by The two the many August 8, 2017
Usually a boy that hits puberty at the age of 7 and gets one bitch for his whole life named Samantha. She usually is a red head with a big ass birthmark and Jacob is a asshole
Jacob by Niggardly July 13, 2017
A guy that usually gets into fights and wins

Often has anger issues

Loves sports

Smartass

Silent when around people he doesn’t know

Gets over girls but it sometimes takes a few months
Guy 1: Hey where Jacob

Guy 2: probably in a fight

Guy 3: that or being a smartass
Jacob by Ice cube doc dre November 8, 2017
a total jerk . Jacob is the guy to make a girl fall for him and turn against u at the last moment.. he is the one to ask u out and turn to u 2 weeks later and say he is gay just so he can start talking to guys u like.... NEVER GET A JACOB.. UNLESS U WANT CHEATED ON..
Maddie: hey babe its our 4 month avaversery

:Jacob: cant
Maddie: y
Jacob: ugh I'm gay sorry we cant date
jacob by canadian ass January 24, 2018