jizz trick

Any kind of performance where jizz plays a central role. Snowballing, sperm cocktails (aka jizztinis), or any other show featuring jizz as the main prop is a jizz trick.

"We had amazing sex, then I shot my load on her. She did this amazing jizz trick, scooping up all my jizz with a spoon and drinking it. I think I'm in love."

by Jackie Lantern December 7, 2013

jizz mist

A fine particulate ejaculation of semen, excreted from a penis. Usually occurring after multiple ejaculations where the semen has lost it's viscosity.

After stroking my cock vigorously for several seconds, I covered her body with my jizz mist, which is all I could muster after a long day of marathon sex.

by Dr. Drizzle January 4, 2016

Jizz Pill

The jizz pill is the dried semen that remains in your belly button after someone jiizzes all up in your tummy space.

I gotta shower to get rid of this jizz pill.

by Twatwaffleblumpkin May 20, 2017

lebron jizz

The lebron jizz is when you jerk off and throw your jizz in the air using the same motion that Lebron James does before every game.

Stan made a mess when he Lebron jizzed all over his room.

by jonsjeans August 1, 2016

Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman. Any injury thereafter will result in clotting filled with jizz!

Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!

by nonkatt August 17, 2011

jizz cock

Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.

"You're an utter jizz cock."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

Comfy jizz

A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.

Your playing call of duty, whilst wanking, and someone starts feeding you wagon wheels = Comfy jizz

by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011