dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma January 10, 2018

Tissue Issues

When You Finger/Jerk Yourself Of To Much And Tou Use To Much Tissue To Clean It Up But Later On You Do It Again But Run Out Of Tissues

James:I Wanked Off So Hard Last Night And Ran Out Of Tissue
Rebecca:You Have Some “Tissue Issues”

by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

pacing issues

to be retarded or have severe autistic mannerisms

Mate 1: Ayy, boy you got pacing issues
Mate 2: Stfu idek what that means

by thematteo318 April 9, 2019

Replacement issues

The feeling of being replaced or being turned away for someone else

When you are with your friends my replacement issues are bad because you ignore me for them

by winterxxx April 2, 2021

Daddy Issue Fynn

A Fynn with an addiction to takeaway curry which almost never agrees with their insides, usually accompanied by a Siam which the Fynn referrers to as his pet.
Cannot locate their real father, yet pussy farts at the nickname "Daddy" or "Daddy's big brave soldier"

WILL: I've just caught a wild "Daddy Issue Fynn" I found him in a dark damp room, he's a little chunky...
Nathan: Damn look at that big chungus sheeshhhhh, look at my "Femboy Fynn" doesn't he havethe cutest little maid dress and fluffy tail.

by pussy possum May 21, 2021

Config Issue

Config Issue: Adjetive

(/kON-fig ishhu/)

A term used to describe a configuration in a client that has some messed up module settings and can't bypass.

Guy 1: "I lasted 4 minutes"
Guy 2: "config issue"

by calculatorlol July 12, 2021

Daddy Issues

A condition in which a girl has unprocessed

trauma from having an unhealthy relationship

with her father she may become placating
and deferential if she grew up around a wolf.

I’ve got insecure attachment probably from unresolved Daddy issues.”,

“Could it be that I keep dating assholes because of my Daddy issues?”

by poetB March 14, 2022