snoozy taint

Snoozy taint is the result of riding a bike (regular or exercise) too long causing your taint to fall asleep.

"Jenn caught snoozy taint yesterday after her long bike ride, it was 10 minutes before she could walk."

by Bear Rogers June 16, 2018

taint paster

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.

hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.

by heil hitla June 3, 2010

taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.

--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.

by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

taint knot

When your taint hair starts to turn into psuedo dreadlocks. it is a painful affliction of hikers and any distance walkers or runners. The Knots are normally pulled out at a break and can be avoided with proper trimming beforehand.

oh shit I forgot to trim my gooch. I am rockin some mean taint knots.

by grizzlyAdam August 12, 2006

taint meat

the area between the ass and pussy
cause it taint pussy and it taint ass

by super_grover August 28, 2003

Taint rug

The area or patch of hair between ones genitalia and anus region.

While I was muff diving on Heather last night, my tongue ring got caught in her taint rug!

by Cronus29 December 7, 2011

taint clacking

When you slap or clack your testicles in a rythmatic motion on your taint, making a sort of clapping noise, much like a clap in the palm of your hand.

Jimmy was taint clacking to the disco music all night.

by Jimmy the kid July 10, 2017