Ass Ketchup

When Ya Start bleeding out Ya Anus like a Period but opposite. Not to be confused with Ash Ketcham and Period.

Wow man you really got some Ass Ketchup. It's staining through your pants.

by ThatGuyThatDoesntKnowWatHeDoin December 17, 2016

Ketchup Poopsicle

When, during the act of anal sex but prior to getting your nut, one applies a liberal amount of ketchup to the penis and/or anus of the recipient. The 'Ketchup Poopsicle' is then finished off with a blow job that completely cleans off the penis and causes ejaculation.

Casual Observer A: "I say, that girl in the white gloves has an enormous ass."

Casual Observer B: "I bet you a dollar that I can sell her a Ketchup Poopsicle."


Casual Observer A: "I say, how was your liason with the girl in the white gloves?"

Smug Casual Observer B: "Good sir, you owe me a dollar. She ate my Ketchup Poopsicle."

by Your Ice Cream Man October 4, 2008

ketchup drool

what runs out of the corner of ones mouth while eating a chick during her period

Dud l had the ketchup drool going last night, Bev was on the rag

by acura10 May 31, 2015

Ketchup-Fingers

Noun: What you call someone who is being clumsy, foolish, or absentminded. This person likely gets their fingers covered in the ketchup they dip their fries in.

John: Shouting at his Fortnite friend that got knocked by fall damage. "What're you doing Ketchup-Fingers?"

by Its Shatter September 5, 2018

ketchup and dumplings

Eating a girl out on her period

Have you ever had ketchup and dumplings?

by Godzilla January 4, 2015

white ketchup

Ranch dressing. Pacific Northwest slang coined by Matt Manning

“Can we get a side of Ranch Dressing please?”
“Don’t you mean White Ketchup?”

by Dielawn13 January 26, 2019

Ketchup Flakes

The dried out ketchup on the lid of a ketchup bottle, sometimes clogging up the hole.

Ketchup Flakes are one of the most disgusting things in the world.

by awmm May 31, 2015