Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

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Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"

Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something

by Pipopaido December 25, 2023

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Do You Want a Cookie?

A way of saying I don’t care to someone.

Micheal: “I found a rock!”

Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”

Micheal: “I love cookies!”

Rory: “….”

by she’s mine. January 22, 2024

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Do you want to pop it?

In public areas, like church the man says do you want to pop it? Bellisima that's Italian for upgrade.

by Fractal pi December 23, 2022

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I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools

by Call Me (626) -665 - 3202 September 16, 2024

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