Islamic Massage

A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.

Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.

by B-dizzle and J Bird January 21, 2010

Islamic Wedgie

When you take an atomic wedgie to the next level and pull your victim's undergarments over their head, wrapping them up into a makeshift turban (like those commonly worn in the Islamic faith). This is an artform that takes a high level of craftsmanship to achieve; therefore it is reserved to the most elite group of Wedgie-Givers. If your victim loses circulation to their head, you know you're doing it right.

Bro, your exposed undies are so tempting I may have to give you an Islamic Wedgie if you do not adjust your pantalones to an appropriate height soon.

by stexsy April 17, 2011

Islam

Islam is a religion that is incompatible with the concept of violence ... These days we hear the presence of many terrorists ... and when most people around the world are considered
That terrorism is Islam ... it is exactly the opposite ... Terrorism is a distortion of this religion ... It's a religion that provides respect to all the religions without distinction ... it's a religion that provides peace ... Try to make some muslim friends .. they'll make you know the right definition of islam

Islam = peace

by A muslim person January 3, 2019

The palm of Islam

When you're on the dancefloor at a club, and the male dance partner, particularly of the middle eastern variety, attempts to ram his first so far up the vagina of the female, that she will never feel pain giving birth again.

basic term: fisting on the dancefloor.

Also known as basically, "The Palm".

Yo man I was at 1280 and I gave this Sharron girl the Palm of Islam.

by Johnny Lasagna November 15, 2010

Islamophobia

A term which is often abused. Here's a helpful guide:

Islamophobia: Thinking all Muslims are terrorists

Not Islamophobia: Criticizing the treatment the women and gays in the Middle East

Got it?

If criticizing the Taliban is Islamophobia, then criticizing Pat Robertson is Christianophobia.

by sgdsgshfshfshfhdjfd September 15, 2013

Islamic Jagger

A Muslem who thinks he's cool, like a rock star.

Check out that Islamic Jagger over there.

by What's Left of Dr Jazz June 30, 2008

Islam

The religion which allows sex slavery but forbids eating bacon.

Islams prophet Muhammad was married to a 6 year old.

by A name hopefully not used yet June 8, 2022