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illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute
Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*
by Tard2005 September 18, 2023
mugGet the illegal coochmug.

Illegalize

When something is legal and is turn in the opposite.
Why do they legalize rolling paper and blunt but illegalize weed.
by Theteedee June 15, 2021
mugGet the Illegalizemug.

Feels Illegal

How stupid children on TikTok describe something that feels they shouldn't do, but isn't against the rules, law or illegal.
Tiktoker: That feels illegal
4chan user: fuck you kid, I'll mix Pepsi and Coca-Cola as much as I want. Go wash down a tide pod with chocolate pilk
by Va11is Manson 11:11 October 8, 2023
mugGet the Feels Illegalmug.

Illegal Penpal

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween
Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross
by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024
mugGet the Illegal Penpalmug.

Big Illegal

when your buddy does something not appreciated by a government or leading figure
bro, you be doin a big illegal
by me boiyinist October 5, 2018
mugGet the Big Illegalmug.

Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)
High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”
mugGet the Illegal as shitmug.

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