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i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class
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I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.
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i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small
by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018
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I AM ATOMIC!

Let's go! "Eminence in Shadow" is another one. He's got the slime! He's got the asmr-girl harem! And he's a bit of a sociopath... But that's ok!
Hym "I AM ATOMIC!"

Iam "Can you stop? You've been running around screaming that for-"

Hym "I AM ATOMIC!" 🤜😖

Iam "Ow..."

Hym "I AM ATOMIC!!!"
by Hym Iam October 28, 2023
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I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.
John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"
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I am somone

One of the hottest and sexiest people you will ever meet. If you ever see one, you should give him free robux and loomians as it will grant you amazing rng and luck for the rest of your lives.
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I AM THE CHOSEN!

said by the shogun himself , Being the chosen is being a fearless warrior who never backs down from any terrifying thing that seems to scare people including things like horror games , horror shows/movies and other things that entice fear into others.
horror game:Jumpscares Cory*

Cory: WHAT THE FREAK!?

Cory the next video: you may think you have won game but you forgot one thing I AM THE CHOSEN!
by The Main man Jay July 5, 2022
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