Houston

The dollar store Hoxton, The better member of the payday gang

"Hey, Houston, Follow me."

by Jestacog3 January 19, 2023

Houston

The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.

How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?

by The guy from Scam Support Inc. May 11, 2022

Houston

A hot guy that is tall with brown hair. Houstons are sure to make you faint when they walk by you.

Wow, did you see that hunk, he must be a Houston.

by superawesomeamericandude May 17, 2018

Houston

Someone who is deceased

Slay finna boots houston is deceased mama

by Slaygirlslay133 November 8, 2021

Houston

The kind of guy who’s gonna die alone and a virgin. The kind of guy to obsess over a franchise like, I dunno, Star Wars or Marvel. Uses Reddit, that should say enough.

“Oh my God, I asked him why hyperspace was blue and he started lecturing me on lore for 45 minutes! He’s such a Houston.”

by AdmiralHous March 24, 2022

Houston

A measurement of 200 miles, about the distance from San Antonio to Houston.

I was so excited to find out we were a Houston away from getting home from this trip.

by AB365 January 17, 2022

Houston

Home to everything except snow. We don’t all ride horses and own a oil well in our backyard. Most people here hate people from Dallas, don’t ask why. Our only body’s of water are polluted bayous, flooding, and pools. A democratic city that’s happens to be in a republican state. Our basketball team won’t go to the finals anytime soon. We cuss a lot, listen to Travis Scott, and Beyoncé. But our city is still cool

Person 1: Why is it flooding
Person 2: Welcome to Houston

by Pierce is cool September 2, 2020