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reverse horizontal napoleon complex

A theorized inferiority complex normally attributed to people who are overweight. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, such as lying, spreading rumors, manipulating or even harming others who may stand in their way, and carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical or social shortcomings. A reverse horizontal napoleon complex has many of the same characteristics of a normal napoleon complex, with the difference being an overabundance of body mass as opposed to a short stature. This complex is sometimes synonymous with roid-rage, but can also apply to people with an abnormal or excessive fat accumulation where the subjects BMI is over 30.
That biker has reverse horizontal napoleon complex, he thinks he is big and bad because he weighs 300 pounds.
by strykermech January 30, 2021
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horizontal dictionary

whe you learn something from your lover (your horizontal dictionary )
I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020
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horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"
by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016
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horizontal

horizontal is the word to describe an abnormally large chuguses that not only is taller horizontally than vertically but also makes you gag when you walk past them. They take up the whole sidewalk you want to feel bad for this horizontal lard but there six big Macs fourteen mcflurrys and shitty attitude make that hard
person one: Ahhhhh! is that an earthquake?!
person two: No, it's just Derek walking to taco bell he's such a fucking horizontal chungus.
by syndrome3453 February 3, 2025
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horizontal

drinking so much alcohol that all you can think about is having to lie down on the ground, right then and there, horizontal.
“yo are you going to drink with us tonight?”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”
by finmtaf January 2, 2021
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Horizontal bar

A sport construction out of metal with a horizontal metal bar in the middle where you can try to to wind your body around it in several positions and directions.

Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.

Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.
Teacher: You! Come to the horizontal bar.
My balls: Ah, shit – here we go again
by EroxHD [YT] October 27, 2019
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Keepin' it Horizontal

To maintain a causal relationship with someone
"What about you and them? What's going on there?"

"We just keepin' it horizontal."
by @definition April 13, 2024
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