N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.
Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.
He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
by CramApple1999 March 29, 2023
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Bae, Horizontal Shortbus and chill?
My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.
My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.
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horizontal intergration; Having sexual intercourse in a horizontal manner
guy 1: hey who was that girl?
guy 2: just some girl I horizontally integrated with
guy 1: ahh some good ol horizontal integration, fornicate brother
guy 1: hey who was that girl?
guy 2: just some girl I horizontally integrated with
guy 1: ahh some good ol horizontal integration, fornicate brother
by jlhi99 April 20, 2018
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Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.
Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.
Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.
Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.
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Get the Keepin' it Horizontal mug.drinking so much alcohol that all you can think about is having to lie down on the ground, right then and there, horizontal.
“yo are you going to drink with us tonight?”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
“hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
“hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”
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