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Kissing Horizontally

Two people kissing as they're laying down together.
Person One: Hey, did you see that question on the Rice Purity Test about kissing horizontally?
Person Two: Yeah, I said yes because me and my boyfriend did that last night.
by Jackalope24 March 23, 2024
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Horizontally Challenged

Referred to someone that is Big, Fat, Chunky or Wide. Horizontal: parallel to the plane of the horizon
Christinah Is Horizontally Challenged
“I know, what a big girl
by Gaybobs January 13, 2024
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Keepin' it Horizontal

To maintain a causal relationship with someone
"What about you and them? What's going on there?"

"We just keepin' it horizontal."
by @definition April 13, 2024
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Horizontal bar

A sport construction out of metal with a horizontal metal bar in the middle where you can try to to wind your body around it in several positions and directions.

Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.

Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.
Teacher: You! Come to the horizontal bar.
My balls: Ah, shit – here we go again
by EroxHD [YT] October 27, 2019
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Horizontal Tophat

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.
"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"
by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022
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horizontal sweating

was too lazy to go to the gym so i engaged in some horizontal sweating instead.
by ParkerD October 16, 2012
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horizontal

drinking so much alcohol that all you can think about is having to lie down on the ground, right then and there, horizontal.
“yo are you going to drink with us tonight?”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”
by finmtaf January 2, 2021
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