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"hershey highway"

The rectum; usually with reference to a fag. The reference is to the Hershey chocolate bar; in particular its color and the color of the fecal matter on the penis after homosexual sex.
Lance just loves to shoot his AIDS infected juice up
Bruce's "Hershey Highway".
by Scott K. Smith June 11, 2006
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California Highway Patrol

California’s glorified meter men. They’re supposed to be patrolling the highways and helping stranded citizens, but all they do is hide in corners trying to trap the everyday honest joe and rob them of their hard earned dime. They issue speeding violations for going 10 over, but will wiz right by you without their lights and look at you wrong because your going to “slow”. You have to be absolute bottom feeding scum to want to be a California Highway Patrolmen.
Guy 1: Would you rather share a meal with an African War Lord or a California Highway Patrolmen?
Guy 2: Are you kidding me dude? I’ll let an African War Lord fuck my wife before I even let someone who works for the CHP in my home. At least a war lord is trying to make his people lives better in his own fucked up way, but a CHP gets off on ruining people’s day.
by AlmightyThottie September 24, 2018
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HighWaistedSacSeperator

When a man's pants are fitting too tight and are sitting too high on his waist and he's not wearing underwear.
Look at that HighWaistedSacSeperator Dude...ohh that's not right.
by Jeannine March 31, 2003
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Highway Humper

A person who follows too closely on the highway, as if trying to "mount" the vehicle in front of him.
I wish that Highway Humper would change lanes. I feel violated!
by R. Swenson January 6, 2008
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Highway miles

When a girl has been dating someone for a long time and has only been having sex with then.
She's been with him for a few years, she's only got highway miles on that pussy.
by dabigcalhouna July 13, 2015
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hershy highway

Slang for your poop chute.
"Hey, I'll be in the steakhouse ride'n the Hershy Highway if anyone needs me."
by Goober April 5, 2004
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Highway Star

A generally cool looking biker or street racer. Typically one who wears leather or shades
by Themastershake November 18, 2017
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