hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.

"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."

by Chucko Okcuhc March 27, 2009

Hebbing

HEB is a popular grocery chain in the southern U.S. "Hebbing" refers to the act of going to HEB and although originating in Beaumont, Tx, is especially predominant in Austin.

Hey do ya'll want to go Hebbing?

by sdrawkcabsinai May 24, 2006

bobble heading

In the act of extreme drunken sex the person on top is riding you so hard your head is bobbing like a bobble head while trying to keep conscious.

Jay: My neck is killing me

Justin: Why?
Jay: I went over Alyssa's house an it ended up being bobble heading night.

by Jason Gracia May 17, 2014

heaping piles

hemorroids, tongue-in-cheek, sarcasm for waiting around.

I've got heaping piles from the comment 'good things happen to those who wait'. Constipated?

by Jesterscrystal July 20, 2009

Irish Hearing Aid

When a man ejaculate's in his partner's ear and then licks it clean.

"I gave my girl an Irish Hearing Aid last week, but now she's got an ear infection."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

red heading

The act of jerking off a dog until it ejaculates

I was red heading my dog so hard it cumed

by Red13567 November 1, 2017

hearing aid

The acting of ejaculating into a person's ear and when finished yelling as loud as possible into their ear.

I gave my girlfriend a hearing aid for her birthday.

by Claybon Johansen December 16, 2008